lance armstrong's bike. bike? >> hi, jimmy. [ laughter ] thanks for having me on the show. >> jimmy: yeah. thank you for joining us. my first question is did you know about the doping? >> ah, well, yes. i had my suspicions. while i never saw lance doping because i don't have eyes, i did notice that he was riding me very fast. [ laughter ] i mean, he always rode me fast, but then all of a sudden, he was riding me very fast. >> jimmy: right. >> even uphill, you know, and i'm sitting there thinking, um, okay. this is weird. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. [ laughter ] how did you feel when you found out that he did in fact use performance enhancing drugs? >> oh, i -- i felt betrayed. [ laughter ] because, you know, here i am doing my best being a bike, which i'm great at, and i love. i love being a bike. and then i find out that this whole time the butt that has been on me has been the butt of a cheater. a cheating butt, and that hurts. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: so how are you doing these days? >> i'm doing great, you know. i -- i'